Seattle's Stupid Shit No One Needs & Terrible Ideas Meetup

An ongoing meetup aimed a filling Lake Union with useless tech Tchotchke

Based on the original event created by Sam Lavigne & Amelia Winger-Bearskin.

Poster designed by Ryan Pasecky.

Hosted and sponsored by ???. Also sponsored by ??? and ???. Thanks!

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Categories

Monetizing Kale Privatizing Kale Uber, but for avoiding people Uber, but for meaningful human interaction Apathy as a Service Climate change based real estate investment Privatizing placing humans in eternal VR and extracting their body heat to power an army of robots SPACE BILLBOARDS Cross-fit

Projects in Progress

Laughing and Eating Salad

Laughing and Eating Salad is a filterset that helps you present a healthier and happier image. By Ryan Pasecky.

Sausage Snek

Much like real life everything in Sausage Snek is squishy and pointless. By Anthony. Play here

Robot Nickelback

Robot Nickelback is the next best thing to having Nickleback in your pocket. Use this revolutionary algorithim to make computers write Nickelback songs for you. By Jason.

Jenga, as a Unit Definition

Tiring of the constant battles between Imperial and Metric, we took matters into our own hands to create a universal system of measurement to unite the world. By Kadri.

Slow Fourier Transforms

FFTs have made this generation weak, SFTs are here to solve this. Built in MATLAB, the SFT algorithms with a particular emphasis on inefficiency. Beef up your audio apps, USE SFTs! By Monty.

Text-to-MIDI

Here we present a childlike audio interpretation of your LINE conversations as part of the ongoing series "LINE as art" By Titipat.

Clap-clap

This app is the result of trying to answer the oft-pondered question, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?". Whip it out any time you kinda want to applaud, yet don't want to fully commit both of your handsChad.